May 2013
my catch phrase: I'll do it later
stevensmizel:
i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth
zackisontumblr:
you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts
bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW!!!!! PLEASEEEEE
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antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
condorn:
if i havent insulted u yet or been mean to u then we probably arent good friends
Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
justpiercetheveilalready:
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
vvant:
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
I finally found one that isn't lame and super long
1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
7. Do you like vanilla candles?
8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
11. What did you have for breakfast?
12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet?
13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
14. What time did you wake up today?
15. How long until your next birthday?
16. What was the last movie you watched?
17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
19. What’s the last song you heard?
20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
24. Where’s the last place you went?
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
26. Has anyone let you down recently?
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
36. Do you have drama in your life?
spacelovemelody:
current emotion: i need money
blackbruise:
if the pope can give up then so can i
ronaldkn0x:
*eats the pussy with a spork*
amoying:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
how do you compliment a girl in french?
bon appetits
madame more like madayum
rpgmaker:
*slam dunks this assignment in the trash* *spraypaints “essays are gay” on the wall*
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
